WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Cristiano Ronaldo and Mourinho hit disaster in Los Angeles!!!

Cristina Ronalda has added major chaos to Real Madrid's pre-season training in Los Angeles, USA.

Very reliable sources have reported that Ronalda's make-up bag has unexpectedly gone missing!!! Oh no!! What is he going to do when the paparazzi start following him around Hollywood Boulevard??

Mourinho: 'We are very concerned about this incident. I blame UEFA and FC Barcelona for everything that has happened. Porque? It's all Iniesta's fault. He is envious because he's envious of Cristiano's golden skin and perfectly plucked eyebrows. Porque? Porque?'

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