The success of FC Barcelona is such that Jose Mou555inho, The 5pecial FIVE, is running out of excuses or elements to pick on. One day he threatens to leave Real Madrid, the next one he pokes ‘Pito’ Vilanova, sometimes he lets Pepe the Psycho out of the cage… What next? Read on!!
The success of FC Barcelona is such that Jose Mou555inho, The 5pecial FIVE, is running out of excuses or elements to pick on. One day he threatens to leave Real Madrid, the next one he pokes ‘Pito’ Vilanova, sometimes he lets Pepe the Psycho out of the cage… What next? Read on!!
Well, the next battle, the one that will decide the next Master Of The Universe, is the SUGUS debate. If you don’t live in Spain you probably don’t know what Sugus are: They are a type of sweet that sticks to your teeth, a bit like a chewing gum you can actually swallow.
MOURINHO COMPLAINS
Mourinho: ‘Why are pinapple Sugus blue? Pouque? Porque? I don’t know whether to blame Unicef or the f*&@ng referees, I don’t get it. I ate one the other day, it got stuck to my teeth, it was digusting. In Portugal, sweets are brown’
GUARDIOLA REPLIES
Guardiola: ‘Mister Mourinho called me Pep, so I’m going to call him Porque. I wonder whether Mr Porque is here our eating Sugus at his hotel. If he wants all the sweets, I can give them all to him, but he has no right to complain all the time. Here, brown appears only when you drop the Copa from the top of a bus. Mr Porque has shown he is the f@*@&ng boss, EL PUTO AMO, and I won’t share any sweets with him’
