Real Madrid, 676MILLeu wasted in 5 years >> Read My Mind


Yes, it's true. Real Madrid has wasted a massive 676 MILLION EUROS in the last 5 years. Merengues fans rate Florentino Perez as some sort of magic saviour but the truth couldn't be any clearer.

Yes, it's true. Real Madrid has wasted a massive 676 MILLION EUROS in the last 5 years. Merengues fans rate Florentino Perez as some sort of magic saviour but the truth couldn't be any clearer: Madrid's Richy Rich has blown 391MILLeu only to lift a simple Copa Del Rey - which Sergio 'Ole' Ramos managed to drop from the top of the bus!!!!

I'm sorry, but I can't help but laugh while reading the list of megastars that were supposedly going to destroy the Pep Team's dominance:

Sneijder - great player who had a decent season, got released, then won the treble with Inter Milan!

Robben - Mr Injuries, I have never actually seen him finish a football match...

Van der Vaart - another great player ignored at the Bernabeu

Drenthe - he performed excellently while dancing in Pacha and clubbing around Madrid city!

Huntelaar - 27MILLeu flop

Cristina Ronalda - a great player whose attitude is making Real Madrid become one of the most hated football teams on Earth. Madrid 'Only' paid 96 MILLION euros.

Altintop - Altin..who?

Sahin - he was supposed to help Xabi Alonso this season but was signed while injured... Great thinking Florentino!!!

Carvalho - classy defender..NOT!!!

Coentrao - A 27MILLeu sub for Marcelo

Kaka - Madrid invested 67MILLeu on him but only played 55 matches!!!

Pedro Leon - signed for 10MILLeu from Getafe, Mourinho disliked him, sent packing back to his former club

Canales - supposed wonderkid destined to be the next Raul Gonzalez according to the Madrid-based press, now loaned off to Valencia

Pepe - a total psycho who should quit football and spend the rest of his days locked to ensure the safety of the human race!!!

And guess who Florentino chose to take charge of them? Jose Mourinho, now known as The 5555pecial FIVE after being slapped with a glorious HIGH FIVE at the Camp Nou and who keeps working hard to destroy Los Mandriles' long history and stain their former glory aura. And he even has the cheek to threaten to leave the club, as if anyone even cares!!!

REAL MADRID: YOU ARE PATHETIC... IN THE MEANTIME, WE WILL KEEP WINNING TITLES, WATCH AND LEARN!!!!

Comments

  1. Good Post buddy.You said it right. Forca Barca!

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  2. Jhon odey12.9.11

    Gud post Tom...cant help laffing out loud.FORCA BARCA.

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